beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
