Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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