I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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