Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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