If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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