How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I need to stop coming to work sober
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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