so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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