11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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