Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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