dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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