Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My Sexting was not on an AP level
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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