I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
