is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
there is glitter all over my balls
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