We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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