Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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