Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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