Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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