Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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