Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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