Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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