I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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