can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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