OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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