THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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