The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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