I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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