marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
wanna go halves on a baby?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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