Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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