I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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