So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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