He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
