Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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