kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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