I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's official drugs can't kill me
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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