When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
