Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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