lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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