And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
