a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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