Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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