We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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