there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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