I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
