White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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