yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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