We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
then he tried to convert me to islam
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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