So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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