Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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