K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
a search helicopter?!
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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