id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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