So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Terrible idea I love it
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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