the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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