GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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