Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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