On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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