You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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