so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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