He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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